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jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:53 -0400

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx: squiderpy: squiderpy: I forgot...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:12:35 -0400

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:47:59 -0400

modernmartyr:

My entire life is covered in cat hair

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:43:08 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight: 100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:39:23 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no additives. all natural

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:12 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:10 -0400

h0odrich: Compliments from strangers are so nice I wish there was a way to compliment people...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:09 -0400

h0odrich:

Compliments from strangers are so nice I wish there was a way to compliment people without them feeling uncomfortable or threatened in any way bc sometimes compliments can make your day I wanna compliment everyone

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:37:06 -0400

iradicate: xx

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:48:30 -0400

iradicate:

xx

I just need weed.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:39:35 -0400

I just need weed.

suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:03:04 -0400

suicidle:

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath

cumillionaire: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:02:51 -0400

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies

You’re a pussy

encourage: Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:02:12 -0400

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:55:07 -0400

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

metropoliskingdom: 2isfor2ba: thinkofaclarinet: 3rdinversion:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:54:12 -0400

metropoliskingdom:

2isfor2ba:

thinkofaclarinet:

3rdinversion:

Perfect harmony.

Holy fucking shit I posted this over a year ago…

My tattoo is similar to this, but I designed it differently.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:51:52 -0400

nishlo: wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:48:00 -0400

nishlo:

wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders